Monsters are real... but at least this shirt is ridiculously soft.
Need something comfortable to wear while you binge three hours of unedited, deeply unhinged 911 calls in the dark? We’ve got you covered. This "Murder Daddy" baseball tee channels the absolute chaos of a classic Florida Man headline, with a heavy nod to everyone's favorite controversial true crime host. It’s the perfect uniform for disassociating while listening to the most gruesome tales of human depravity.
With its gritty, found-photograph mugshot aesthetic, this raglan gives off major underground, macabre vibes. It’s designed for the true crime junkie who knows way too much about blood spatter patterns and isn't afraid to wear their dark sense of humor on their sleeve (literally). Wear it to your next late-night podcast binge, a low-key show, or just while suspiciously side-eyeing your neighbors.
The Evidence (Product Features):
Killer Comfort: Tri-blend or cotton/poly blends for a soft, lightweight feel (3.6 oz/yd²).
Getaway Ready: Raglan 3/4 sleeves for unrestricted movement (in case you need to make a quick exit).
Built to Last: Side seams and a ribbed knit collar keep their shape, even after multiple washes to get rid of... whatever that stain is.
No Trace Left Behind: Tear-away label for completely itch-free wear.
Sizing: Modern, slightly fitted cut. Runs small — consider sizing up if you want extra room to hide a wire.
Care Instructions (To avoid tampering with the evidence):
Machine wash: warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean
Monsters are real... but at least this shirt is ridiculously soft.
Need something comfortable to wear while you binge three hours of unedited, deeply unhinged 911 calls in the dark? We’ve got you covered. This "Murder Daddy" baseball tee channels the absolute chaos of a classic Florida Man headline, with a heavy nod to everyone's favorite controversial true crime host. It’s the perfect uniform for disassociating while listening to the most gruesome tales of human depravity.
With its gritty, found-photograph mugshot aesthetic, this raglan gives off major underground, macabre vibes. It’s designed for the true crime junkie who knows way too much about blood spatter patterns and isn't afraid to wear their dark sense of humor on their sleeve (literally). Wear it to your next late-night podcast binge, a low-key show, or just while suspiciously side-eyeing your neighbors.
The Evidence (Product Features):
Killer Comfort: Tri-blend or cotton/poly blends for a soft, lightweight feel (3.6 oz/yd²).
Getaway Ready: Raglan 3/4 sleeves for unrestricted movement (in case you need to make a quick exit).
Built to Last: Side seams and a ribbed knit collar keep their shape, even after multiple washes to get rid of... whatever that stain is.
No Trace Left Behind: Tear-away label for completely itch-free wear.
Sizing: Modern, slightly fitted cut. Runs small — consider sizing up if you want extra room to hide a wire.
Care Instructions (To avoid tampering with the evidence):
Machine wash: warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dryclean